In an age when everything from your location to your financial transactions can be tracked, it’s getting harder and harder to keep anything a secret; let alone an affair. However, if you can manage to maintain that rare balance of careful and smart during your sexual transgressions, there’s a chance you might be able to get away with having a piece on the side without your significant other finding out about it. Unless your significant other is part of the NSA. If that’s the case, you shouldn’t even be reading this and should throw your iPad out of the window!
Like we said before, all of your financial transactions can be tracked, unless of course you keep your cash in your mattress. If that’s the case, you shouldn’t have any problems paying for everything in cash while you’re having an affair. However, if you happen to have a bank account like most people, withdrawing small amounts of money over time and keeping a stash for “certain occasions” is the way to go.
Have you ever seen those phones that come pre packaged at your local electronic stores? They hang off the store shelves the same way an A/V cable would. They’re cheap, have no contract and as long as you follow Step 1, They should be virtually untraceable. Unless your significant other is part of the NSA… You can see the running theme here.
One of the most common ways people get caught having an affair is by word-of-mouth. Someone sees someone else with a certain someone doing something they’re not supposed to be doing… you get the idea. Having your affair with someone from another state takes that out of the equation.
Sometimes, this isn’t even an issue. You might be having an affair with someone who already knows you’re married and just doesn’t care. However, if the affair goes sour for some reason and they suddenly want some revenge, you’d be safe if you kept your address, phone number and husband’s/wife’s name to yourself.
Not that having an affair is a great idea to begin with, but an even worse idea is having an affair with someone in your workplace or in your neighborhood. If you’re going to do stupid things at least try to be smart about it.